Alan Siegel
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| Name | Big Al |
| Chapter | Alpha Beta University of Maryland |
| Date Inducted | Summer 2006 |
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| Nicknames | Beyonce |
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Alan "The Sieg" Siegel (born Febtober 4th 1492) is an Collegiate Member of Alpha Beta at University of Maryland.
Early Fraternity Life and Career
It was a blustery winter day when a young Alan Siegel first decided to look into the wonderful and mysterious fraternity of Phi Sigma Pi. At first he was hesitant. Who were these strange people? Why did they do these strange things that they did? But after a closer look, Alan determined that Phi Sigma Pi (henceforth referred to as "Phi Sig") offered numerous opportunities to him.
Collegiate Years at Ball So Hard University
During Alan's collegiate years (which were also part of his early fraternity life, why is this a separate section? Stupid template) he did a lot of stuff. Here's a list of all the things that he was.
- Initiate Class President
- Service Chair
- Muffin's Big
- Dan Murphy's Little
- Assistant Webmaster
- Chapter DJ
- Chapter Dreamboat
- Chapter Seagull
- Chapter Auror
- Official Alpha Beta Jackson 5 Backup Dancer
- Unofficial Alpha Beta Freddie Mercury Stand-in
- Free boat
- DenCon
- DENCON?!
- Applause Chair
- Initiate Class MVP
- Initiate Class Risk Management Officer
- Initiate Class Regional Consultant
- Initiate Classy Man
- Initiate Class Act
- Chipotle Chair
- Head of Party Planning Committee
- Head of Luau Planning Committee
- Dan C's uncle
- National President
Bigs and Littles
Big Al's Big Brother is Dan Murphy. His great-great-great-great Grandbig was Theodore.
Alan has 3 Little Brothers:
- Muffin, Beta Alpha
- Charles Butterbaum, Expelled
- Chris Bilger, Alumnus
