Benjamin Hess
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| Name | Benjamin Hess |
| Chapter | Delta Kappa The University of North Texas |
| Date Inducted | Fall 2008 Rho Class |
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| Alumni Chapter/Assoc | N/A |
| Honorary Member | N/A |
| Major | Social Sciences |
| Birthdate | May 2 |
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| Nicknames | Ben Jammin' |
| Awards | Delta Kappa Class Clown (Fall 2008- Present) |
Benjamin Hess (born 2 May) is an Active Member of Delta Kappa Chapter at The University of North Texas.
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Then there was Ben...
After the Good Lord created the Heaven's and the Earth and placed Danny Williams on the planet to help everything run smoothly he saw that help was needed. He made Ben out of clay and earth just as he had both Adam and Danny afterwards. Ben carried on through-out his high school life and his first 2 years of college like any normal individual, not realizing his true purpose in life yet. He grew up with Michelle Rodgers living in the same town as him and chance had it they arrived to the same college campus. There Michelle took an interest in Phi Sigma Pi and convinced Ben to rush the semester after her. He joined along with the other 19 members of his Rho Class of Phi Sigma Pi. His attendance to weekly meetings puts a smile upon all of the members of the chapters faces as they gleefully welcome his presence.
His rise to glory
Ben slowly climbed his way to the top during his rush semester. He endured many great hardships on his rise. As his mentor Jack Black once stated, "It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n roll." And Ben wanted to rock 'n roll as well as be a valuable asset to Phi Sigma Pi. Some hardships included a journey far up north to Alaska to save his brother Danny Williams's life. Others were a little more simple like studying for weekly initiate quizzes and the National Exam.
The saga continues
As the year 2009 continues, Ben also continues forward, proving himself a loyal, and integral member of the Delta Kappa Chapter of Phi Sigma Pi.
Collegiate Years at Delta Kappa Chapter
- Ben is the official liaison between the Delta Kappa Chapter and the Beta Alpha Beta Southwest Region sub-chapter.
- Ben single handedly defeated the impending Koopa attack of the evil tyrant Bowser over the Winter Break of 2008-2009.
- Ben impressed his chapter by counting to infinity... twice during its weekly meeting.
- During the 2008 Fall Rush, Ben traveled to Alaska to obtain herbs necessary to save Danny Williams's life
- At W.I.C.K.E.D. 2009 Ben served as the official peace-keeper when the King of the Prairie Dog Farm declared war on Phi Sigma Pi and ultimately ended the stand-off when he got both sides to sign the Human-Prairie Dog Peace Decree of 2009 resulting in prosperity again in Lubbock.
National Involvement
- W.I.C.K.E.D. 2009
- Member of the Beta Alpha Beta sub-chapter of the Southwest Region.
Bigs and Littles
Ben was not loved enough (or at all) by his original Phi Sigma Pi mother and was quickly orphaned during his initiate semester. He went through a period of time without having a Big in the Chapter until eventually he was adopted by 4 members of the Delta Kappa Chapter. They were Jessica Parker, Michelle Rodgers, Dedran Dawn, and Marcia Bilbo. Michelle Rodgers apparently did not want a son so she un-adopted him on the evening of 08 March 2009. At this point in time she has not renewed her parental rights over him.
Ben has 1 Little Brother:
- Steve Threlkeld, Initiate
At this point in time Ben does not have any grand-littles, although his son Steve is looking quite strong in his quest to become a good Phi Sigma Pi addition.
Further Resources
Other Interesting Facts
He was a co-founder of the Beta Alpha Beta sub-chapter and established the New Southwest Conference Alma Mater of:
Southwest! **clap clap**
Represent! **clap clap**
I'm *****! **clap clap**
Ben Hess!
