Haikus

Andy's Haikus

During his time in Barcelona studying aborad, Andy Strassler wrote haikus for many members of the Alpha Upsilon Chapter at the University of South Carolina to promote brotherly love and Chapter attendence. These were read each Tuesday night by the Chaplain.

Craig Stango a cheerful fellow; always willing to listen; ...banana hammock	Craig Wallington A good friend to all; especially meghan's sis; can drink very fast	Meghan Tankersley Life if the Party; She Knows how to crack good jokes; What a dusty butt	Jamie Roe Dont see her often; Sometimes at the Russell House; But what a nice girl
David London Not too bad at Pong; Pretty Fly for a white Guy; But don't taze me bro	Maggie Hoppe Queen of volleyball; Everyone knows she's so cute; Keep smiling Maggie	Jordan Gracien Asset to Phi Sig; Just don't get a yellow card; I got eyes and ears	Eric "E-Rock" Bradford Vice-Presidente; Sister calls you macho man; But you're my best man
Stuart Williams Solid cornerback; Never knew you as a bro; You Missed the strikeouts	Marquise Bias The man for fashion; Very skilled with the condoms; But come party more	Steven Cruise Nice Job Saturday; Smart and bleeds purple and gold; Future President	Kaitlin Lyngass Love her at socials; Had to get to know her first; Now one of my faves
Darby Archbold Mad skillz with rock band; Big heart in such a small frame; More than meets the eye	Kristin Lowery Very strong Woman; Her passion is hard to match; I'll miss you next year...	Rindy Tuttle Volleyball rival; We Shall face off once again; You can't graduate :'-(	Ashley Bradshaw Unique lil redhead; Big things come in small boxes; Soldier dressed as nurse
Kelci Shannon I don't know you well; Next fall we will party hard; I mean party hard	Jenn Gornall Super athletic; Best volleyball serve ever; Always makes me smile	Hayley McLeod Genuine sweetheart; Haven’t seen you in a year; Your old roommate sucked	Catherine Allran A sweet southern girl; But she has a crazy side; What else can I say?
Josh Rickard Crazy with his grades; Closer to Jesus than me; And loves the pussy	Stephen Bianchi A techno lover; First guido initiate; Hope to meet you soon	Heather Cortright Secretly funny; Always listen when she talks; Very sincere friend	Brian Harley As southern as "F"; Has the best pair of khakis; The ones with the Cocks
Allie Gregg A Sweet Little Thing; But also has quite the mouth; "Shut up both a yas"	Farah Kablaoui She’s a blonde brunette; Plays great pong but doesn’t drink; She’s a pharmacist!	Allison Julia I love the new name; I love playing spit with you; And I love New Yawk	Marshall Taylor First great Prez in years; He’ll make a face during this; Marshall you rascal
Kelly Gatling Worth a thousand words; Just the sweetest girl you’ll meet; Double bros, Kelly!	Jessica Vinesse Good with cameras; Also multi-cultural; And quite athletic	Dani Hodes Volleyball Expert; She’s got a lot of inches; But even more heart	Chrysta Bigelow Party animal; But there’s a calmer side too; Very Assertive
Falan Whitehead Remember retreat?; She is such a fun girl to know; And so very strong	Chris Stapleton One of those PIKE guys; A Fun fiesta buddy; Get Them grades up, boy!	Bill Arndt What even to say?; He’s as wise as he is weird; Always with Yuengling	Jamie Summers A Scholarly girl; Has her head on her shoulders; Has a ball with life
Cale Bonner Words won’t even do; Blessed to have been your little; Can’t wait to go camp