Haikus
Haikus
During his time in Barcelona studying aborad, Andy Strassler wrote haikus for each member of the Alpha Upsilon Chapter at the University of South Carolina to promote brotherly love and Chater attendence. These were read each Tuesday night by the Chaplain
Craig Stango a cheerful fellow; always willing to listen; ...banana hammock
Craig Wallington A good friend to all; especially meghan's sis; can drink very fast
Meghan Tankersley Life if the Party; She Knows how to crack good jokes; What a dusty butt
Jamie Roe Dont see her often; Sometimes at the Russell House; But what a nice girl
David London Not too bad at Pong; Pretty Fly for a white Guy; But don't taze me bro
Maggie Hoppe Queen of volleyball; Everyone knows she's so cute; Keep smiling Maggie
Jordan Gracien Asset to Phi Sig; Just don't get a yellow card; I got eyes and ears
Eric "E-Rock" Bradford Vice-Presidente; Sister calls you macho man; But you're my best man
Stuart Williams Solid cornerback; Never knew you as a bro; You Missed the strikeouts
Marquise Bias The man for fashion; Very skilled with the condoms; But come party more
Steven Cruise Nice Job Saturday; Smart and bleeds purple and gold; Future President
Kaitlin Lyngass Love her at socials; Had to get to know her first; Now one of my faves
Darby Archbold Mad skillz with rock band; Big heart in such a small frame; More than meets the eye
Kristin Lowery Very strong Woman; Her passion is hard to match; I'll miss you next year...
Rindy Tuttle Volleyball rival; We Shall face off once again; You can't graduate :'-(
Ashley Bradshaw Unique lil redhead; Big things come in small boxes; Soldier dressed as nurse
Kelci Shannon I don't know you well; Next fall we will party hard; I mean party hard
Jenn Gornall Super athletic; Best volleyball serve ever; Always makes me smile
Hayley McLeod Genuine sweetheart; Haven’t seen you in a year; Your old roommate sucked
Catherine Allran A sweet southern girl; But she has a crazy side; What else can I say?
Josh Rickard Crazy with his grades; Closer to Jesus than me; And loves the pussy
Stephen Bianchi A techno lover; First guido initiate; Hope to meet you soon
Heather Cortright Secretly funny; Always listen when she talks; Very sincere friend
Brian Harley As southern as "F"; Has the best pair of khakis; The ones with the Cocks
Allie Gregg A Sweet Little Thing; But also has quite the mouth; "Shut up both a yas"
Farah Kablaoui She’s a blonde brunette; Plays great pong but doesn’t drink; She’s a pharmacist!
Allison Julia I love the new name; I love playing spit with you; And I love New Yawk
Marshall Taylor First great Prez in years; He’ll make a face during this; Marshall you rascal
Kelly Gatling Worth a thousand words; Just the sweetest girl you’ll meet; Double bros, Kelly!
Jessica Vinesse Good with cameras; Also multi-cultural; And quite athletic
Dani Hodes Volleyball Expert; She’s got a lot of inches; But even more heart
Chrysta Bigelow Party animal; But there’s a calmer side too; Very Assertive
Falan Whitehead Remember retreat?; She is such a fun girl to know; And so very strong
Chris Stapleton One of those PIKE guys; A Fun fiesta buddy; Get Them grades up, boy!
Bill Arnt What even to say?; He’s as wise as he is weird; Always with Yuengling
Jamie Summers A Scholarly girl; Has her head on her shoulders; Has a ball with life
Cale Bonner Words won’t even do; Blessed to have been your little; Can’t wait to go camp