Alan Siegel

Big Al
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Name	Big Al
Chapter	Shmalfa Shmeta University of SCARYland
Date Inducted	Summer 2006
Roll Number	lolwut? idk
Alumni Chapter/Assoc
Honorary Member	No Thanks
Major	Yes
Birthdate	Sometimes
Spouse	Four
Nicknames	Beyonce
Awards	Alan has won no awards.

Alan "The Sieg" Siegel (born Febtober 4th 1492) is an Collegiate Member/Alumni Member of Alpha Beta at University of Maryland.

Early Fraternity Life and Career

It was a blustery winter day when a young Alan Siegel first decided to look into the wonderful and mysterious fraternity of Phi Sigma Pi. At first he was hesitant. Who were these strange people? Why did they do these strange things that they did? But after a closer look, Alan determined that Phi Sigma Pi (henceforth referred to as "Phi Sig") offered numerous opportunities to him.

Collegiate Years at Ball So Hard University

During Alan's collegiate years (which were also part of his early fraternity life, why is this a separate section?) he did a lot of stuff. Here's a list of all the things that he was.

• Initiate Class President
• Service Chair
• Muffin's Big
• Dan Murphy's Little
• Assistant Webmaster
• Chapter DJ
• Chapter Dreamboat
• Chapter Seagull
• Chapter Auror
• Official Alpha Beta Jackson 5 Backup Dancer
• Unofficial Alpha Beta Freddie Mercury Stand-in
• Free boat
• DenCon
• DENCON?!
• Applause Chair
• Initiate Class MVP
• Initiate Class Risk Management Officer
• Initiate Class Regional Consultant
• Initiate Classy Man
• Initiate Class Act
• Chipotle Chair
• Head of Party Planning Committee
• Head of Luau Planning Committee
• Dan C's uncle
• National President

Bigs and Littles

Big Al's Big Brother is Dan Murphy.

Alan has 3 Little Brothers:

• Muffin, Beta Alpha
• Charles Butterbaum, Expelled
• Chris Bilger, Alumnus