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| − | Craig Stango | + | [[Craig Stango]] |
a cheerful fellow; | a cheerful fellow; | ||
always willing to listen; | always willing to listen; | ||
...banana hammock | ...banana hammock | ||
| − | Craig Wallington | + | [[Craig Wallington]] |
A good friend to all; | A good friend to all; | ||
especially meghan's sis; | especially meghan's sis; | ||
can drink very fast | can drink very fast | ||
| − | Meghan Tankersley | + | [[Meghan Tankersley]] |
Life if the Party; | Life if the Party; | ||
She Knows how to crack good jokes; | She Knows how to crack good jokes; | ||
What a dusty butt | What a dusty butt | ||
| − | Jamie Roe | + | [[Jamie Roe]] |
Dont see her often; | Dont see her often; | ||
Sometimes at the Russell House; | Sometimes at the Russell House; | ||
But what a nice girl | But what a nice girl | ||
| − | David London | + | [[David London]] |
Not too bad at Pong; | Not too bad at Pong; | ||
Pretty Fly for a white Guy; | Pretty Fly for a white Guy; | ||
But don't taze me bro | But don't taze me bro | ||
| − | Maggie Hoppe | + | [[Maggie Hoppe]] |
Queen of volleyball; | Queen of volleyball; | ||
Everyone knows she's so cute; | Everyone knows she's so cute; | ||
Keep smiling Maggie | Keep smiling Maggie | ||
| − | Jordan Gracien | + | [[Jordan Gracien]] |
Asset to Phi Sig; | Asset to Phi Sig; | ||
Just don't get a yellow card; | Just don't get a yellow card; | ||
I got eyes and ears | I got eyes and ears | ||
| − | Eric "E-Rock" Bradford | + | [[Eric "E-Rock" Bradford]] |
Vice-Presidente; | Vice-Presidente; | ||
Sister calls you macho man; | Sister calls you macho man; | ||
But you're my best man | But you're my best man | ||
| − | Stuart Williams | + | [[Stuart Williams]] |
Solid cornerback; | Solid cornerback; | ||
Never knew you as a bro; | Never knew you as a bro; | ||
You Missed the strikeouts | You Missed the strikeouts | ||
| − | Marquise Bias | + | [[Marquise Bias]] |
The man for fashion; | The man for fashion; | ||
Very skilled with the condoms; | Very skilled with the condoms; | ||
But come party more | But come party more | ||
| − | Steven Cruise | + | [[Steven Cruise]] |
Nice Job Saturday; | Nice Job Saturday; | ||
Smart and bleeds purple and gold; | Smart and bleeds purple and gold; | ||
Future President | Future President | ||
| − | Kaitlin Lyngass | + | [[Kaitlin Lyngass]] |
Love her at socials; | Love her at socials; | ||
Had to get to know her first; | Had to get to know her first; | ||
Now one of my faves | Now one of my faves | ||
| − | Darby Archbold | + | [[Darby Archbold]] |
Mad skillz with rock band; | Mad skillz with rock band; | ||
Big heart in such a small frame; | Big heart in such a small frame; | ||
More than meets the eye | More than meets the eye | ||
| − | Kristin Lowery | + | [[Kristin Lowery]] |
Very strong Woman; | Very strong Woman; | ||
Her passion is hard to match; | Her passion is hard to match; | ||
I'll miss you next year... | I'll miss you next year... | ||
| − | Rindy Tuttle | + | [[Rindy Tuttle]] |
Volleyball rival; | Volleyball rival; | ||
We Shall face off once again; | We Shall face off once again; | ||
You can't graduate :'-( | You can't graduate :'-( | ||
| − | Ashley Bradshaw | + | [[Ashley Bradshaw]] |
Unique lil redhead; | Unique lil redhead; | ||
Big things come in small boxes; | Big things come in small boxes; | ||
Soldier dressed as nurse | Soldier dressed as nurse | ||
| − | Kelci Shannon | + | [[Kelci Shannon]] |
I don't know you well; | I don't know you well; | ||
Next fall we will party hard; | Next fall we will party hard; | ||
I mean party hard | I mean party hard | ||
| − | Jenn Gornall | + | [[Jenn Gornall]] |
Super athletic; | Super athletic; | ||
Best volleyball serve ever; | Best volleyball serve ever; | ||
Always makes me smile | Always makes me smile | ||
| − | Hayley McLeod | + | [[Hayley McLeod]] |
Genuine sweetheart; | Genuine sweetheart; | ||
Haven’t seen you in a year; | Haven’t seen you in a year; | ||
Your old roommate sucked | Your old roommate sucked | ||
| − | Catherine Allran | + | [[Catherine Allran]] |
A sweet southern girl; | A sweet southern girl; | ||
But she has a crazy side; | But she has a crazy side; | ||
What else can I say? | What else can I say? | ||
| − | Josh Rickard | + | [[Josh Rickard]] |
Crazy with his grades; | Crazy with his grades; | ||
Closer to Jesus than me; | Closer to Jesus than me; | ||
And loves the pussy | And loves the pussy | ||
| − | Stephen Bianchi | + | [[Stephen Bianchi]] |
A techno lover; | A techno lover; | ||
First guido initiate; | First guido initiate; | ||
Hope to meet you soon | Hope to meet you soon | ||
| − | Heather Cortright | + | [[Heather Cortright]] |
Secretly funny; | Secretly funny; | ||
Always listen when she talks; | Always listen when she talks; | ||
Very sincere friend | Very sincere friend | ||
| − | Brian Harley | + | [[Brian Harley]] |
As southern as "F"; | As southern as "F"; | ||
Has the best pair of khakis; | Has the best pair of khakis; | ||
The ones with the Cocks | The ones with the Cocks | ||
| − | Allie Gregg | + | [[Allie Gregg]] |
A Sweet Little Thing; | A Sweet Little Thing; | ||
But also has quite the mouth; | But also has quite the mouth; | ||
"Shut up both a yas" | "Shut up both a yas" | ||
| − | Farah Kablaoui | + | [[Farah Kablaoui]] |
She’s a blonde brunette; | She’s a blonde brunette; | ||
Plays great pong but doesn’t drink; | Plays great pong but doesn’t drink; | ||
She’s a pharmacist! | She’s a pharmacist! | ||
| − | Allison Julia | + | [[Allison Julia]] |
I love the new name; | I love the new name; | ||
I love playing spit with you; | I love playing spit with you; | ||
And I love New Yawk | And I love New Yawk | ||
| − | Marshall Taylor | + | [[Marshall Taylor]] |
First great Prez in years; | First great Prez in years; | ||
He’ll make a face during this; | He’ll make a face during this; | ||
Marshall you rascal | Marshall you rascal | ||
| − | Kelly Gatling | + | [[Kelly Gatling]] |
Worth a thousand words; | Worth a thousand words; | ||
Just the sweetest girl you’ll meet; | Just the sweetest girl you’ll meet; | ||
Double bros, Kelly! | Double bros, Kelly! | ||
| − | Jessica Vinesse | + | [[Jessica Vinesse]] |
Good with cameras; | Good with cameras; | ||
Also multi-cultural; | Also multi-cultural; | ||
And quite athletic | And quite athletic | ||
| − | Dani Hodes | + | [[Dani Hodes]] |
Volleyball Expert; | Volleyball Expert; | ||
She’s got a lot of inches; | She’s got a lot of inches; | ||
But even more heart | But even more heart | ||
| − | Chrysta Bigelow | + | [[Chrysta Bigelow]] |
Party animal; | Party animal; | ||
But there’s a calmer side too; | But there’s a calmer side too; | ||
Very Assertive | Very Assertive | ||
| − | Falan Whitehead | + | [[Falan Whitehead]] |
Remember retreat?; | Remember retreat?; | ||
She is such a fun girl to know; | She is such a fun girl to know; | ||
And so very strong | And so very strong | ||
| − | Chris Stapleton | + | [[Chris Stapleton]] |
One of those PIKE guys; | One of those PIKE guys; | ||
A Fun fiesta buddy; | A Fun fiesta buddy; | ||
Get Them grades up, boy! | Get Them grades up, boy! | ||
| − | Bill Arnt | + | [[Bill Arnt]] |
What even to say?; | What even to say?; | ||
He’s as wise as he is weird; | He’s as wise as he is weird; | ||
Always with Yuengling | Always with Yuengling | ||
| − | Jamie Summers | + | [[Jamie Summers]] |
A Scholarly girl; | A Scholarly girl; | ||
Has her head on her shoulders; | Has her head on her shoulders; | ||
Has a ball with life | Has a ball with life | ||
| − | Cale Bonner | + | [[Cale Bonner]] |
Words won’t even do; | Words won’t even do; | ||
Blessed to have been your little; | Blessed to have been your little; | ||
Can’t wait to go camp | Can’t wait to go camp | ||
Revision as of 08:32, 5 August 2009
Haikus
During his time in Barcelona studying aborad, Andy Strassler wrote haikus for each member of the Alpha Upsilon Chapter at the University of South Carolina to promote brotherly love and Chater attendence. These were read each Tuesday night by the Chaplain
Craig Stango a cheerful fellow; always willing to listen; ...banana hammock
Craig Wallington A good friend to all; especially meghan's sis; can drink very fast
Meghan Tankersley Life if the Party; She Knows how to crack good jokes; What a dusty butt
Jamie Roe Dont see her often; Sometimes at the Russell House; But what a nice girl
David London Not too bad at Pong; Pretty Fly for a white Guy; But don't taze me bro
Maggie Hoppe Queen of volleyball; Everyone knows she's so cute; Keep smiling Maggie
Jordan Gracien Asset to Phi Sig; Just don't get a yellow card; I got eyes and ears
Eric "E-Rock" Bradford Vice-Presidente; Sister calls you macho man; But you're my best man
Stuart Williams Solid cornerback; Never knew you as a bro; You Missed the strikeouts
Marquise Bias The man for fashion; Very skilled with the condoms; But come party more
Steven Cruise Nice Job Saturday; Smart and bleeds purple and gold; Future President
Kaitlin Lyngass Love her at socials; Had to get to know her first; Now one of my faves
Darby Archbold Mad skillz with rock band; Big heart in such a small frame; More than meets the eye
Kristin Lowery Very strong Woman; Her passion is hard to match; I'll miss you next year...
Rindy Tuttle Volleyball rival; We Shall face off once again; You can't graduate :'-(
Ashley Bradshaw Unique lil redhead; Big things come in small boxes; Soldier dressed as nurse
Kelci Shannon I don't know you well; Next fall we will party hard; I mean party hard
Jenn Gornall Super athletic; Best volleyball serve ever; Always makes me smile
Hayley McLeod Genuine sweetheart; Haven’t seen you in a year; Your old roommate sucked
Catherine Allran A sweet southern girl; But she has a crazy side; What else can I say?
Josh Rickard Crazy with his grades; Closer to Jesus than me; And loves the pussy
Stephen Bianchi A techno lover; First guido initiate; Hope to meet you soon
Heather Cortright Secretly funny; Always listen when she talks; Very sincere friend
Brian Harley As southern as "F"; Has the best pair of khakis; The ones with the Cocks
Allie Gregg A Sweet Little Thing; But also has quite the mouth; "Shut up both a yas"
Farah Kablaoui She’s a blonde brunette; Plays great pong but doesn’t drink; She’s a pharmacist!
Allison Julia I love the new name; I love playing spit with you; And I love New Yawk
Marshall Taylor First great Prez in years; He’ll make a face during this; Marshall you rascal
Kelly Gatling Worth a thousand words; Just the sweetest girl you’ll meet; Double bros, Kelly!
Jessica Vinesse Good with cameras; Also multi-cultural; And quite athletic
Dani Hodes Volleyball Expert; She’s got a lot of inches; But even more heart
Chrysta Bigelow Party animal; But there’s a calmer side too; Very Assertive
Falan Whitehead Remember retreat?; She is such a fun girl to know; And so very strong
Chris Stapleton One of those PIKE guys; A Fun fiesta buddy; Get Them grades up, boy!
Bill Arnt What even to say?; He’s as wise as he is weird; Always with Yuengling
Jamie Summers A Scholarly girl; Has her head on her shoulders; Has a ball with life
Cale Bonner Words won’t even do; Blessed to have been your little; Can’t wait to go camp
