Zach Derrick
| Zach Derrick | |
 Biking in Hotter'N Hell 50 mile race | |
| Name | Zach Derrick |
| Chapter | Delta Kappa University of North Texas |
| Date Inducted | Spring 2011 |
| Roll Number | 256 |
| Alumni Chapter/Assoc | N/A |
| Honorary Member | N/A |
| Major | Computer Science |
| Birthdate | Febuarary 5th |
| Spouse | None |
| Nicknames | The dude, hey you, and Zach Attack |
| Awards | |
Zach Derrick (born February 5th) is an Alumni Member of Phi Sigma Pi Delta Kappa at University of North Texas.
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Early Fraternity Life and Career
Zach Derrick decided to attend The University of North Texas due to there outstanding gaming program. Another factor was that UNT was close to his family.
Collegiate Years at Delta Kappa Chapter
Zach has served as the Technology Committee Chair and as Inter-Chapter Relations officer. He also participated in Service Committee.
Zach was in charge of Regional Conference 2012 which was riddled with multiple quagmires when he took the position. One of the many problems was the fact that their was no real location besides Dallas. The Conference had to be moved to Denton at the last minute.
With the help of many of his own chapter brothers, as well as some of the other Inter-Chapter Relation officers, he was able to pull off, as Nick Christy puts it "One of the most successful Regional Conferences he has been too."
Zach also participated in and co-created the first Delta Kappa flash mob.
Legend has it that he help revitalize Tech committee and it has been stronger ever since.
Alumni Years to Present
To be completed later.
National Involvement
None currently but that will be changing soon.
Bigs and Littles
Zach's Big Brother is Teresa Longino.
Zach had Danny Bosteder as his Little for Spring 2012.
Further Resources
http://www.tasteofzach.blogspot.com/ http://www.indabamusic.com/people/081758854
Other Interesting Facts
Zach is 30 % cauc and 70% asian. He is an enigma wrapped in a riddle deep fried with love. Zach hopes to write a multiple stories, a few video games, and make an album.
Favorite Quotations
Rivers Cuomo:I'm looking for some saction.
I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours. -Clementine, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind
Francine: honestly Stan, what does Hailey have to do with you getting a promotion? It should be enough that you’re really good at your job. Stan: Yeah it should. But we don’t live in Should Land. Aw Should Land, where clean cut kids cruise Should Land boulevard and the Should Land High football team gets there optimistic asses kicked by their cross town rival Reality Check Tech. Bottom line we are going to the carnival. - American Dad
Pinky: Gee Brain what are we going to do tonight? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
Ryouji: It's been a while since we’ve been out together. Ritsuko: She’s drinking too much she is losing her control. Ryouji: Sometimes you just have to drink to keep yourself under control. All of us do.
ATF lead: I don't think they're gonna come out. Use the Ganz technique. Barbardy: What's the Ganz techique? ATF lead: This is what we did in Waco. Play really bad music really loud until it drives them nuts and makes them want to come out.
Fry: I’m just as important as him. It‘s just that the kind of importance I have...it doesn’t matter if I don’t do it.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person? V: I'm quite sure they will say so.
Reki: Every time I trusted someone, I always ended up being betrayed. So, at some point, I stopped trusting everybody. So that I wouldn’t have to get hurt, I became a stone.
Mr. Pink:Oh, Christ. Look, you two assholes, calm the fuck down. Hey, come on, back off! What, we in a playground here? Am I the only professional?
Hank Hill: You can’t let her get to you son. If you leave she wins and dating is all about who wins and who loses.
Henchman 24:Don’t knock or anything. It’s not like I live with 80 guys and no women, so there’s no chance I’m masturbating.
"I didn't really say everything I said." - Yogi Berra
Matt Groening: "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
Hal: Look at that sky, Malcolm. Just think, somewhere out there, all those stars and planets, there might be at this very moment a space dad who just got kicked out of his space trailer, who's looking down on us. Or would it be up at us? Or maybe sideways. Malcolm: Trust me, dad, they're all looking down on us.
Scolly: What they can’t cover is what they apologies for. Apology has become policy. Mulder : I don’t need an apology for the lies. I don’t care about the fictions they create to cover their crimes. I want them held accountable for what did happen. I want an apology for the truth!
“Life is like a box of chocolate. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Un - returnable because all you get back is another box of chocolate. So you’re stuck with this un - definable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down till there’s nothing left to eat. Sure once in a while there’s a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee, but they’re gone too fast and taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts. And if you’re desperate enough to eat those all you’re left with is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.” - “Cancer Man” from “The X Files”
"Make a move on me baby I cant be the one who's Always taking chances"
Dr. Gonzo: Cows are gonna kill me. Bisexuals are gonna kill me. Let's get out of here, where's the elevator? Raoul Duke: No, fuck! Don't go near the elevator man, that's just what they want us to do. Trap us in a steel box, take us down to the basement. Come here. Don't run, man. They'd like any excuse to shoot us.
In my mind I hold the passion panacea for the poison My bruised and battered body washes up upon the shore sin Flees from leaking wounds like rats from sinking ships As I float off to forever with these words upon my lips No I never asked for nothing and that’s just what I got As my pride dies before I do as I fall I’m also caught I wasted many days chasing brightly gleaming streams As I fold into your presence do I now know what it means.
