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Latest revision as of 10:22, 13 August 2009
Andy's Haikus
During his time in Barcelona studying aborad, Andy Strassler wrote haikus for many members of the Alpha Upsilon Chapter at the University of South Carolina to promote brotherly love and Chapter attendence. These were read each Tuesday night by the Chaplain.
Craig Stango
- a cheerful fellow;
- always willing to listen;
- ...banana hammock
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Craig Wallington
- A good friend to all;
- especially meghan's sis;
- can drink very fast
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Meghan Tankersley
- Life if the Party;
- She Knows how to crack good jokes;
- What a dusty butt
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Jamie Roe
- Dont see her often;
- Sometimes at the Russell House;
- But what a nice girl
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David London
- Not too bad at Pong;
- Pretty Fly for a white Guy;
- But don't taze me bro
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Maggie Hoppe
- Queen of volleyball;
- Everyone knows she's so cute;
- Keep smiling Maggie
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Jordan Gracien
- Asset to Phi Sig;
- Just don't get a yellow card;
- I got eyes and ears
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Eric "E-Rock" Bradford
- Vice-Presidente;
- Sister calls you macho man;
- But you're my best man
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Stuart Williams
- Solid cornerback;
- Never knew you as a bro;
- You Missed the strikeouts
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Marquise Bias
- The man for fashion;
- Very skilled with the condoms;
- But come party more
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Steven Cruise
- Nice Job Saturday;
- Smart and bleeds purple and gold;
- Future President
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Kaitlin Lyngass
- Love her at socials;
- Had to get to know her first;
- Now one of my faves
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Darby Archbold
- Mad skillz with rock band;
- Big heart in such a small frame;
- More than meets the eye
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Kristin Lowery
- Very strong Woman;
- Her passion is hard to match;
- I'll miss you next year...
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Rindy Tuttle
- Volleyball rival;
- We Shall face off once again;
- You can't graduate :'-(
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Ashley Bradshaw
- Unique lil redhead;
- Big things come in small boxes;
- Soldier dressed as nurse
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Kelci Shannon
- I don't know you well;
- Next fall we will party hard;
- I mean party hard
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Jenn Gornall
- Super athletic;
- Best volleyball serve ever;
- Always makes me smile
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Hayley McLeod
- Genuine sweetheart;
- Haven’t seen you in a year;
- Your old roommate sucked
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Catherine Allran
- A sweet southern girl;
- But she has a crazy side;
- What else can I say?
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Josh Rickard
- Crazy with his grades;
- Closer to Jesus than me;
- And loves the pussy
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Stephen Bianchi
- A techno lover;
- First guido initiate;
- Hope to meet you soon
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Heather Cortright
- Secretly funny;
- Always listen when she talks;
- Very sincere friend
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Brian Harley
- As southern as "F";
- Has the best pair of khakis;
- The ones with the Cocks
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Allie Gregg
- A Sweet Little Thing;
- But also has quite the mouth;
- "Shut up both a yas"
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Farah Kablaoui
- She’s a blonde brunette;
- Plays great pong but doesn’t drink;
- She’s a pharmacist!
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Allison Julia
- I love the new name;
- I love playing spit with you;
- And I love New Yawk
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Marshall Taylor
- First great Prez in years;
- He’ll make a face during this;
- Marshall you rascal
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Kelly Gatling
- Worth a thousand words;
- Just the sweetest girl you’ll meet;
- Double bros, Kelly!
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Jessica Vinesse
- Good with cameras;
- Also multi-cultural;
- And quite athletic
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Dani Hodes
- Volleyball Expert;
- She’s got a lot of inches;
- But even more heart
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Chrysta Bigelow
- Party animal;
- But there’s a calmer side too;
- Very Assertive
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Falan Whitehead
- Remember retreat?;
- She is such a fun girl to know;
- And so very strong
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Chris Stapleton
- One of those PIKE guys;
- A Fun fiesta buddy;
- Get Them grades up, boy!
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Bill Arndt
- What even to say?;
- He’s as wise as he is weird;
- Always with Yuengling
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Jamie Summers
- A Scholarly girl;
- Has her head on her shoulders;
- Has a ball with life
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Cale Bonner
- Words won’t even do;
- Blessed to have been your little;
- Can’t wait to go camp
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