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| − | During his time in Barcelona studying aborad, [[Andy Strassler]] wrote haikus for | + | During his time in Barcelona studying aborad, [[Andy Strassler]] wrote haikus for many members of the [[Alpha Upsilon Chapter]] at the [http://www.sc.edu University of South Carolina] to promote brotherly love and Chapter attendence. These were read each Tuesday night by the Chaplain. |
| − | [[Craig Stango]] | + | {| class="wikitable" border="0" |
| − | a cheerful fellow; | + | |- |
| − | always willing to listen; | + | | [[Craig Stango]] |
| − | ...banana hammock | + | :a cheerful fellow; |
| − | + | :always willing to listen; | |
| − | [[Craig Wallington]] | + | :...banana hammock |
| − | A good friend to all; | + | | [[Craig Wallington]] |
| − | especially meghan's sis; | + | :A good friend to all; |
| − | can drink very fast | + | :especially meghan's sis; |
| − | + | :can drink very fast | |
| − | [[Meghan Tankersley]] | + | | [[Meghan Tankersley]] |
| − | Life if the Party; | + | :Life if the Party; |
| − | She Knows how to crack good jokes; | + | :She Knows how to crack good jokes; |
| − | What a dusty butt | + | :What a dusty butt |
| − | + | | [[Jamie Roe]] | |
| − | [[Jamie Roe]] | + | :Dont see her often; |
| − | Dont see her often; | + | :Sometimes at the Russell House; |
| − | Sometimes at the Russell House; | + | :But what a nice girl |
| − | But what a nice girl | + | |- |
| − | + | | [[David London]] | |
| − | [[David London]] | + | :Not too bad at Pong; |
| − | Not too bad at Pong; | + | :Pretty Fly for a white Guy; |
| − | Pretty Fly for a white Guy; | + | :But don't taze me bro |
| − | But don't taze me bro | + | | [[Maggie Hoppe]] |
| − | + | :Queen of volleyball; | |
| − | [[Maggie Hoppe]] | + | :Everyone knows she's so cute; |
| − | Queen of volleyball; | + | :Keep smiling Maggie |
| − | Everyone knows she's so cute; | + | | [[Jordan Gracien]] |
| − | Keep smiling Maggie | + | :Asset to Phi Sig; |
| − | + | :Just don't get a yellow card; | |
| − | [[Jordan Gracien]] | + | :I got eyes and ears |
| − | Asset to Phi Sig; | + | | [[Eric "E-Rock" Bradford]] |
| − | Just don't get a yellow card; | + | :Vice-Presidente; |
| − | I got eyes and ears | + | :Sister calls you macho man; |
| − | + | :But you're my best man | |
| − | [[Eric "E-Rock" Bradford]] | + | |- |
| − | Vice-Presidente; | + | | [[Stuart Williams]] |
| − | Sister calls you macho man; | + | :Solid cornerback; |
| − | But you're my best man | + | :Never knew you as a bro; |
| − | + | :You Missed the strikeouts | |
| − | [[Stuart Williams]] | + | | [[Marquise Bias]] |
| − | Solid cornerback; | + | :The man for fashion; |
| − | Never knew you as a bro; | + | :Very skilled with the condoms; |
| − | You Missed the strikeouts | + | :But come party more |
| − | + | | [[Steven Cruise]] | |
| − | [[Marquise Bias]] | + | :Nice Job Saturday; |
| − | The man for fashion; | + | :Smart and bleeds purple and gold; |
| − | Very skilled with the condoms; | + | :Future President |
| − | But come party more | + | | [[Kaitlin Lyngass]] |
| − | + | :Love her at socials; | |
| − | [[Steven Cruise]] | + | :Had to get to know her first; |
| − | Nice Job Saturday; | + | :Now one of my faves |
| − | Smart and bleeds purple and gold; | + | |- |
| − | Future President | + | |[[Darby Archbold]] |
| − | + | :Mad skillz with rock band; | |
| − | [[Kaitlin Lyngass]] | + | :Big heart in such a small frame; |
| − | Love her at socials; | + | :More than meets the eye |
| − | Had to get to know her first; | + | |[[Kristin Lowery]] |
| − | Now one of my faves | + | :Very strong Woman; |
| − | + | :Her passion is hard to match; | |
| − | [[Darby Archbold]] | + | :I'll miss you next year... |
| − | Mad skillz with rock band; | + | |[[Rindy Tuttle]] |
| − | Big heart in such a small frame; | + | :Volleyball rival; |
| − | More than meets the eye | + | :We Shall face off once again; |
| − | + | :You can't graduate :'-( | |
| − | [[Kristin Lowery]] | + | |[[Ashley Bradshaw]] |
| − | Very strong Woman; | + | :Unique lil redhead; |
| − | Her passion is hard to match; | + | :Big things come in small boxes; |
| − | I'll miss you next year... | + | :Soldier dressed as nurse |
| − | + | |- | |
| − | [[Rindy Tuttle]] | + | |[[Kelci Shannon]] |
| − | Volleyball rival; | + | :I don't know you well; |
| − | We Shall face off once again; | + | :Next fall we will party hard; |
| − | You can't graduate :'-( | + | :I mean party hard |
| − | + | |[[Jenn Gornall]] | |
| − | [[Ashley Bradshaw]] | + | :Super athletic; |
| − | Unique lil redhead; | + | :Best volleyball serve ever; |
| − | Big things come in small boxes; | + | :Always makes me smile |
| − | Soldier dressed as nurse | + | |[[Hayley McLeod]] |
| − | + | :Genuine sweetheart; | |
| − | [[Kelci Shannon]] | + | :Haven’t seen you in a year; |
| − | I don't know you well; | + | :Your old roommate sucked |
| − | Next fall we will party hard; | + | |[[Catherine Allran]] |
| − | I mean party hard | + | :A sweet southern girl; |
| − | + | :But she has a crazy side; | |
| − | [[Jenn Gornall]] | + | :What else can I say? |
| − | Super athletic; | + | |- |
| − | Best volleyball serve ever; | + | |[[Josh Rickard]] |
| − | Always makes me smile | + | :Crazy with his grades; |
| − | + | :Closer to Jesus than me; | |
| − | [[Hayley McLeod]] | + | :And loves the pussy |
| − | Genuine sweetheart; | + | |[[Stephen Bianchi]] |
| − | Haven’t seen you in a year; | + | :A techno lover; |
| − | Your old roommate sucked | + | :First guido initiate; |
| − | + | :Hope to meet you soon | |
| − | [[Catherine Allran]] | + | |[[Heather Cortright]] |
| − | A sweet southern girl; | + | :Secretly funny; |
| − | But she has a crazy side; | + | :Always listen when she talks; |
| − | What else can I say? | + | :Very sincere friend |
| − | + | |[[Brian Harley]] | |
| − | [[Josh Rickard]] | + | :As southern as "F"; |
| − | Crazy with his grades; | + | :Has the best pair of khakis; |
| − | Closer to Jesus than me; | + | :The ones with the Cocks |
| − | And loves the pussy | + | |- |
| − | + | |[[Allie Gregg]] | |
| − | [[Stephen Bianchi]] | + | :A Sweet Little Thing; |
| − | A techno lover; | + | :But also has quite the mouth; |
| − | First guido initiate; | + | :"Shut up both a yas" |
| − | Hope to meet you soon | + | |[[Farah Kablaoui]] |
| − | + | :She’s a blonde brunette; | |
| − | [[Heather Cortright]] | + | :Plays great pong but doesn’t drink; |
| − | Secretly funny; | + | :She’s a pharmacist! |
| − | Always listen when she talks; | + | |[[Allison Julia]] |
| − | Very sincere friend | + | :I love the new name; |
| − | + | :I love playing spit with you; | |
| − | [[Brian Harley]] | + | :And I love New Yawk |
| − | As southern as "F"; | + | |[[Marshall Taylor]] |
| − | Has the best pair of khakis; | + | :First great Prez in years; |
| − | The ones with the Cocks | + | :He’ll make a face during this; |
| − | + | :Marshall you rascal | |
| − | [[Allie Gregg]] | + | |- |
| − | A Sweet Little Thing; | + | |[[Kelly Gatling]] |
| − | But also has quite the mouth; | + | :Worth a thousand words; |
| − | "Shut up both a yas" | + | :Just the sweetest girl you’ll meet; |
| − | + | :Double bros, Kelly! | |
| − | [[Farah Kablaoui]] | + | |[[Jessica Vinesse]] |
| − | She’s a blonde brunette; | + | :Good with cameras; |
| − | Plays great pong but doesn’t drink; | + | :Also multi-cultural; |
| − | She’s a pharmacist! | + | :And quite athletic |
| − | + | |[[Dani Hodes]] | |
| − | [[Allison Julia]] | + | :Volleyball Expert; |
| − | I love the new name; | + | :She’s got a lot of inches; |
| − | I love playing spit with you; | + | :But even more heart |
| − | And I love New Yawk | + | |[[Chrysta Bigelow]] |
| − | + | :Party animal; | |
| − | [[Marshall Taylor]] | + | :But there’s a calmer side too; |
| − | First great Prez in years; | + | :Very Assertive |
| − | He’ll make a face during this; | + | |- |
| − | Marshall you rascal | + | |[[Falan Whitehead]] |
| − | + | :Remember retreat?; | |
| − | [[Kelly Gatling]] | + | :She is such a fun girl to know; |
| − | Worth a thousand words; | + | :And so very strong |
| − | Just the sweetest girl you’ll meet; | + | |[[Chris Stapleton]] |
| − | Double bros, Kelly! | + | :One of those PIKE guys; |
| − | + | :A Fun fiesta buddy; | |
| − | [[Jessica Vinesse]] | + | :Get Them grades up, boy! |
| − | Good with cameras; | + | |[[Bill Arndt]] |
| − | Also multi-cultural; | + | :What even to say?; |
| − | And quite athletic | + | :He’s as wise as he is weird; |
| − | + | :Always with Yuengling | |
| − | [[Dani Hodes]] | + | |[[Jamie Summers]] |
| − | Volleyball Expert; | + | :A Scholarly girl; |
| − | She’s got a lot of inches; | + | :Has her head on her shoulders; |
| − | But even more heart | + | :Has a ball with life |
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| − | [[Chrysta Bigelow]] | + | |[[Cale Bonner]] |
| − | Party animal; | + | :Words won’t even do; |
| − | But there’s a calmer side too; | + | :Blessed to have been your little; |
| − | Very Assertive | + | :Can’t wait to go camp |
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| − | [[Falan Whitehead]] | ||
| − | Remember retreat?; | ||
| − | She is such a fun girl to know; | ||
| − | And so very strong | ||
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| − | [[Chris Stapleton]] | ||
| − | One of those PIKE guys; | ||
| − | A Fun fiesta buddy; | ||
| − | Get Them grades up, boy! | ||
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| − | [[Bill | ||
| − | What even to say?; | ||
| − | He’s as wise as he is weird; | ||
| − | Always with Yuengling | ||
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| − | [[Jamie Summers]] | ||
| − | A Scholarly girl; | ||
| − | Has her head on her shoulders; | ||
| − | Has a ball with life | ||
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| − | [[Cale Bonner]] | ||
| − | Words won’t even do; | ||
| − | Blessed to have been your little; | ||
| − | Can’t wait to go camp | ||
Revision as of 21:10, 11 August 2009
Andy's Haikus
During his time in Barcelona studying aborad, Andy Strassler wrote haikus for many members of the Alpha Upsilon Chapter at the University of South Carolina to promote brotherly love and Chapter attendence. These were read each Tuesday night by the Chaplain.
Craig Stango
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Craig Wallington
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Meghan Tankersley
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Jamie Roe
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David London
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Maggie Hoppe
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Jordan Gracien
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Eric "E-Rock" Bradford
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Stuart Williams
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Marquise Bias
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Steven Cruise
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Kaitlin Lyngass
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Darby Archbold
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Kristin Lowery
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Rindy Tuttle
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Ashley Bradshaw
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Kelci Shannon
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Jenn Gornall
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Hayley McLeod
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Catherine Allran
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Josh Rickard
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Stephen Bianchi
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Heather Cortright
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Brian Harley
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Allie Gregg
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Farah Kablaoui
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Allison Julia
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Marshall Taylor
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Kelly Gatling
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Jessica Vinesse
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Dani Hodes
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Chrysta Bigelow
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Falan Whitehead
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Chris Stapleton
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Bill Arndt
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Jamie Summers
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Cale Bonner
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